my vag is so smooth its legendary
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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