i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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