There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
it's like iHOP with fire
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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