Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
organizing the empties. That sober.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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