What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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