yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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