Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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