is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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