Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think I won the penis lottery.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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