a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you would pick up someone in the library
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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