Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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