she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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