I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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