hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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