Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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