You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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