I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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