I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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