I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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