Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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