idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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