If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
