wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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