I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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