Only a mothe r could love this liver
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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