margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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