i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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