so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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