in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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