I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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