She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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