he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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