All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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