i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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