white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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