I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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