yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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