ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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