Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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