He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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