Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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