I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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