Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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