I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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