did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
