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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  well that was a long night...

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  dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?

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  no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on

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• (760): View more from California

  dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight

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• (949): View more from California

  So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?

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