i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
honey bunches of taint.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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