There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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