Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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