As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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