my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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