508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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