NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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