Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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