If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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