i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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