Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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